"I mean, why do you want to live in Norway? It’s cold, it’s dark, the people are racist and snobbish and the biggest narcissists in the world, 30 % of your income goes to taxes, you even have to pay 200 dollars to actually have a TV?”
"Yes but we have 24 hours knitting shows on the state channel. There’s a reason this is the second best country to live in."
"Knitting may result in more than just a warm scarf. These days, some educators are using knitting as a unique tool to teach students about reading, math, number and color patterns, which helps students gain a better understanding of other more traditional school subjects."